Paperback Paradise, Hilarity Ensues



If you grew up during the 80s and 90s, you probably remember a lot of the dime-store paperbacks like The Boxcar Children, Hardy Boys, Babysitter’s Club, the Christy Miller series, Encyclopedia Brown, Nancy Drew, The Counterfeit Collection, as well as many more.

Well, the folks at Paperback Paradise have taken these treasured “classics” and turned them into the amazingly, searingly comedic titles you never knew you needed. Until now!

I particularly enjoy their greatest hits, with selections such as:

Either of You Boys Want a Coke?
He’s Wearing the Same Shirt from His Profile
Unrelatable White Rivalry
Gonna Let This Mother Burn
Sinners Who Met God’s Wrath
She Posted Two Selfies in a Row
Who Forgot to Pray for Clean Water?
As well as a whole host of even funnier NSFW titles that’ll ruin your childhood!

Take 5 minutes today for some wicked macabre humor with a heavy dose of nostalgia and cringe. Trust me, you’ll love it and thank me.

Take note and take care.

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