I'm a Jew So I'm (Not) White Enough



I'm a Jew, so I'm White enough to get into the room but not White enough for the people actually in the room.

I'm a Jew, so I'm White enough that I won't get pulled over by the cops while driving for no reason, but not White enough that the cops won't watch my synagogue burn down.

I'm a Jew, so I'm White enough that no one follows me around a store to see if I'm stealing, but not White enough that the store owner won't call me a cheap money-grubbing cheater when I try to pay.

I'm a Jew, so I'm White enough to go to law school, but not White enough to be anything other than one of those shylock shyster lawyers.

I'm a Jew, so I'm White enough to go to medical school, but not White enough to be anything except a blood-sucking organ snatcher.

I'm a Jew, so I'm White enough to help corporations get away with financial fraud, but not White enough to get away with it myself.

I'm a Jew, so I'm White enough to be blamed for White Supremacy, but not White enough to actually be a White Supremacist.

I'm a Jew, so I'm White enough to pass for just another White person, but not White enough to actually be another White person.

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